We're entering one of the most prolific times of the year for mommy Facebook group posting. You might think that August and September are the most chaotic months for clueless parents asking their local community, "When is the first day of school?" instead of checking their emails or googling it, but I'd disagree. Back to school is when mom Facebook groups have the most annoying and useless practical questions, but Thanksgiving and Christmas are when you can deep dive into the drama of their personal family dynamics. Any day now, you'll start regularly seeing posters asking, "Is my 7-year-old too young to get an iPhone for Christmas?" or "How do you tell your mother-in-law that her Turkey is dry and rancid without offending her?" or "Why do the holidays always fill me with a sense of dread comparable to the dread I feel before a 10-hour flight?" If you want to stick your nose into anonymous people's business, these parenting posts are for you.