You can't borrow time from yesterday for today, nor can you save today's time for tomorrow. If you've seen the iconic body horror movie The Substance, you know this sentiment to be true. It might sound great to share your body with a hot 20-something-year-old, but 20-somethings don't take care of themselves, don't get enough sleep, and don't return to their 50-year-old bodies after the prescribed 7 days are up, dooming the 50-year-old to a haggard existence as a bald bitty and eventually killing them both.
Even if you're not taking a black market substance to create a better you, you need to respect the balance. You can drink five cans of Diet Coke in a day, but you better be getting your steps in. If you're partying until dawn on Saturday, you better not RSVP to Sunday brunch at 12 PM. If you want a balanced set of memes, you've come to the right place.
Even if you're not taking a black market substance to create a better you, you need to respect the balance. You can drink five cans of Diet Coke in a day, but you better be getting your steps in. If you're partying until dawn on Saturday, you better not RSVP to Sunday brunch at 12 PM. If you want a balanced set of memes, you've come to the right place.
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