What good can a beautiful rock do? You could wear one on your finger as a symbol of your love or as a way to tell others that you're taken. You can stick it in a jewelry box in your attic for 25 years, forget that it exists, and never bring it to the Cash 4 Gold store like you planned on doing back in 2008. There is some pleasure in sticking your hand into a sales display of those incredibly smooth, colorful rocks they sell in little velvet bags at Coldwater Creek and Six Flags.
Jewels and diamonds and big cool rocks are not without value, and you don't have to watch Uncut Gems to know that. They just can't bring you the kind of happiness that laughing your head off at a list of 36 classic memes can provide. If you disagree, click away and go to Tiffany's.
Jewels and diamonds and big cool rocks are not without value, and you don't have to watch Uncut Gems to know that. They just can't bring you the kind of happiness that laughing your head off at a list of 36 classic memes can provide. If you disagree, click away and go to Tiffany's.
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