It's official…I'm becoming one of those people who wants to skip Halloween and go straight to Christmas. I never used to be this way; I was the kind of kid who spent August and September thoroughly planning my Halloween costume. Now, all I want is to be the first person at my favorite karaoke night to sing Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses before it becomes painfully overdone. I have less than 15 days and have literally no ideas for Halloween costumes. I could do Luanne from King of the Hill, but that's not creative! Why can't I just buy gifts for everyone I love and get on with it? It's cold enough to be Christmas right now, so why don't we act like it? Skipping autumn would be best for everybody involved. If you're ready for ugly Christmas sweaters and romps in the non-existent snow, these memes might make time fly by a little faster.