Vampires have a lot of things right. They're always well dressed, they have manners when it comes to being asked inside, and they know the damage UV rays can wreak on your skin. Hey, if you've been around for hundreds of years, I'd hope that you would have begun to figure some stuff out. Then there's the whole drinking the blood of innocent people thing… but they can't help that.
There is so much good vampire media out there that odds are you're a fan of at least one of them. If you're not a Twi-hard, then you might be a What We Do in The Shadows connoisseur. If you're not a Vampire Diaries head, then you might be a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanatic. There's something in the cold skin and nocturnal habits that compels us humans. Maybe we all secretly want to sleep in a coffin. I mean, the REM I'd get! Or maybe I've just been looking at too many vampire memes.
There is so much good vampire media out there that odds are you're a fan of at least one of them. If you're not a Twi-hard, then you might be a What We Do in The Shadows connoisseur. If you're not a Vampire Diaries head, then you might be a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanatic. There's something in the cold skin and nocturnal habits that compels us humans. Maybe we all secretly want to sleep in a coffin. I mean, the REM I'd get! Or maybe I've just been looking at too many vampire memes.
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