It's officially as cold as a witch's, well, body part. This is the time of year that everyone cites when they talk about why they won't move to the Midwest. All the fun and the festivities of the holidays are over, and we're left with a bitter cold and wind that can make you rethink all of your life choices.
When walking from your car to your job, your jaw tightens up with cold and you have to let it thaw before you can say good morning to your coworkers. You're saying no to plans because you can't be convinced to get out of the house on a day like this. You're building a fire in your fireplace and you're praying that your heating bill isn't exorbitantly high this month. You're drinking Wisconsin Old Fashioneds to stay warm. Actually, you're usually drinking Wisconsin Old Fashioneds, so today is actually no different.
When walking from your car to your job, your jaw tightens up with cold and you have to let it thaw before you can say good morning to your coworkers. You're saying no to plans because you can't be convinced to get out of the house on a day like this. You're building a fire in your fireplace and you're praying that your heating bill isn't exorbitantly high this month. You're drinking Wisconsin Old Fashioneds to stay warm. Actually, you're usually drinking Wisconsin Old Fashioneds, so today is actually no different.
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